I'm afraid that my brain'll be seriously damaged soon. Turned on the TV, where ElimiDate was showing - and well.....where do they find these dorks? You might as well just give them a huge badge saying "I'm stupid and proud of it", or "I'm a jerk and not afraid to show on TV". Jeez.
They did however show funnelcake on TV. Yum. I want funnelcake!